I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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