If that was your dad, he is hot
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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