why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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