My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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