That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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