apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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