Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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