It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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