i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Randomize
