make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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