Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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