Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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