I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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