Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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