Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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