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So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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