I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
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Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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