I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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