It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
we're making bets on your personal life
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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