I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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