i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
That accounts for only three of the penises
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
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who are you talking about my vagina to?!
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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