who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
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He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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