Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
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Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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