Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I am available for nakedness
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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