you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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