I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
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I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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