i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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