Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
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We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
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Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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