I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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