You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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