Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
My sheets look like a crime scene.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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