Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
