I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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