He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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