I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
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Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
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Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
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