Plan B is the new Plan A
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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