do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I love you. Go after that dick
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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