Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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