How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
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I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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