just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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