my sisters under your porch take her home
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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