So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
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Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
What drink are we having for lunch?
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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