Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
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Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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