...so i touched it.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
