why didn't you poke me back
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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