If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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