Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
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I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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