so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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