Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
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Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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