College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
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Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize