Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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