you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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