Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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