Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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