the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
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got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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