Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Do vagina's smell?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize